The one about the 74% off Groupon Juice Diet…

I recently (about 3 weeks ago now) overheard someone in Starbucks saying she had bought a 5-day juice diet from Groupon, as it was “74% off”.

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Me being me, I went and looked this up (anything to procrastinate…)

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Here’s the lowdown:

The Specifics

• Contains 5 juices per day and a bed time tea

• Both contain a variety of juices that provide an intense alkalizing effect

• Packed full of flavour with no loss of nutrient value

• Arriving on a Monday, the programmes can be followed for three or five-days

The Juices

• Juice no. 1: carrot, apple, ginger

• Juice no. 2: parsnip, pear, lime

• Juice no. 3: blueberry, mint, kale

• Juice no. 4: coconut water, yuzu, blue spirulina

• Juice no. 5: kale, avocado, coconut

Juice no 6: bedtime tea

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The words “detox” and “cleanse” were mentioned over and over again by the woman, as she confidently justified her decision.

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And I actually have nothing against having some juices to complement a diet, particularly if they choose to use mainly vegetables and struggle to get fruit and veg in their diet.

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But, my concern is what happens after 5 days?

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​Truth is, a 5-day diet doesn't do any good for most people...

And it comes down to the question of: what have you learnt?

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Maybe that drinking juice for a few days meant you couldn’t enjoy a coffee out in Starbucks with your friend?

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You’ll probably lose a bit of weight.

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Albeit mainly water and stored glycogen (stored carbs in your muscle).

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And if you do it for long enough, you’ll probably lose a fair bit of muscle with that too.

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And with muscle being a huge contributor to your metabolism and the calories your burn, you could be setting yourself up for weight regain!

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Now, I don’t blame her for trying this.

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“Everyone else is doing it” (or WAS...it does seem to be dying a death...hence the "74% off)

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So it must work, right?

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Just like it did for Kate Middleton post-baby…who probably also has her own chefs, 24 / 7 child care, servants, and organic Earl Grey…And for all we know, might not have even done a "juice diet. 

But if she did, I'm sure she was well looked-after 

And for the rest of us?

There’s no AFTER CARE…

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Or AFTER AFTER CARE, for that matter.

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You’re now reliant on these shake diets to lose weight. 

There’s no education.

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But because “it worked” <<< “worked” meaning you lost weight and put it back on again...you believe in it.

And unfortunately, you’ll continue to:

 - Be frustrated by yoyo dieting habits

- Be confused about why you’re not getting “lean”

- And continue to shout LOUDER how coconut oil cures cellulite…along with everything else…

What I'm leading up to is this:

A 5-day diet doesn't do any good for most people.

When you start something, think about the journey.

What's the after-plan?

Where do you go next to keep the weight off?​

Whatever "diet" you do, always be critical and ask how you're going to keep this weight off!​

Speak soon,

​Matt

matt@frucifit.com​

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