Month: April 2017

‘Mummy, why haven’t you packed your lunch box?’

So, Easter holidays are officially over… Which means that the ‘Military Operation’ (as one member on my body transformation programme calls the school run) Starts again! Is the school uniform ironed? Are the kids up and ready?​​​ Breakfast sorted? Lunch boxes packed? ‘Check, check, check and check’ ‘Easy, peasy. That went smoothly’ <<< you think to yourself… …

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In 6 minutes, I show you how stop stressing about the number on the scales

” Hi Matt… I weigh [insert here]” ^^^ this is literally how a lot of the enquiries I get start. I mean, you tell me your weight before I even know your name Your age ^^^ I fact, you’d probably slapped me if I asked this but you’d happily tell me your weight…. Your lifestyle What’s …

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I was beaten by a 12 year old

The wife was in front cycling up the hill. Smiling at me….in a ‘mocking’ kind of way With sweat dripping from my face, a dry mouth, and no energy I stood up and ‘powered’ up the hill Unfortunately, there was little ‘power’ in these batteries And my wife’s mocking smile turned into laughter as the …

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And you’ll eat 44% more?

I hope the boss (my wife) doesn’t read this one today As it will mean she’ll have ammunition for the rest of our lives (If she puts up with me for that long) ​​​​​​Because what I’m about to tell you can help you to REDUCE your snacking habits by 44% ^^^ According to our friends in lab coats ​​​ …

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